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May 29th, 2012 at 11:15AM / via: comedycentral / op: tosh529 / reblog / 176 notes

“When everybody grew so cold, you gave up, but we believed in you. You were once this empty shell; now you stand above the rest.”

I the Mighty, The Frame III : Scirocco

today i unleashed the corniest joke of my entire life

  • Manager 1: Do the girls (mannequins) look good?
  • Manager 2: Yeah, Kyle, would you date them?
  • Me: Nah, I don't think I'd date them.
  • Manager 2: Why's that?
  • Me: I prefer a girl with a good head on her shoulders.
  • (our mannequins don't have heads)
workaholics:

Look for the July 2012 issue of High Times magazine for a special interview with the guys of Mail Order Comedy.
I think they discuss campaign finance reform and their preferred cut of Blade Runner, among other topics, but there’s no way to be sure until you check the mag yourself.

workaholics:

Look for the July 2012 issue of High Times magazine for a special interview with the guys of Mail Order Comedy.

I think they discuss campaign finance reform and their preferred cut of Blade Runner, among other topics, but there’s no way to be sure until you check the mag yourself.

May 18th, 2012 at 6:54PM / via: workaholics / op: workaholics / reblog / 568 notes
May 17th, 2012 at 11:14PM / via: porn-18 / op: porn-18 / reblog / 12 notes

ruineshumaines:

Shelter Puppies by Michael Kloth.

brownbagsurprise:

gocookyourself:

Nutella & Marshmellow French Toast - In Pictures

Nutella / Marshmallows / Loaf of Bread / 2 Eggs / Double Cream /  Caster Sugar / Cinnamon / Butter / Oil (1)

STOP drooling and pay attention

CUT bread into thick slices

SPREAD Nutella onto bread

TOP with halved marshmallows (2)

CLOSE sandwich with another Nutella loaded slice

CUT sandwich in half diagonally

CRACK two eggs into bowl

POUR in 200ml double cream (3)

WHISK

HEAT drop of oil and knob of butter in frying pan

DIP halved sandwiches in egg mix on both sides (4)

FRY for 2-3 mins on either side

REMOVE and sprinkle over sugar and cinnamon

DESTROY that delicious bitch (5)

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oliphillips:

Banana Peel Trucker Hat (For Bananas)
by Brock Davis

WHAT. life is now complete.

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cnidariacoccyx:

oliphillips:

Banana Peel Trucker Hat (For Bananas)

by Brock Davis

WHAT. life is now complete.